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Ludicrous adverts in local papers #2

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Thanks to Jonathon Oake and ‘ideoforms’ for providing this advert from this week’s South London Press.

"I'll have the 6 Mayoral Entourage Deluxe Bucket, cheers mate."

Yes, an entire page dedicated to the opening of yet another branch of Chicken Cottage, an establishment which has always sounded suspiciously like a poultry-based version of Hansel and Gretel to me.

These events are clearly quite prestigious, though, judging by the superfluous entourage flanking Mayor Christopher Wellbelove (apparently not a fictional name). Presumably they all went home happy after getting their free chicken drumsticks.


Written by Paddy

March 9, 2010 at 10:53 am

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Ludicrous adverts in local papers #1

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Would you?

"That's all, folks!"

Thanks to Hayley Dunlop, who was absolutely, utterly and decidedly baffled upon finding this advert for a non-dentist in her local newspaper, Greenwich Time.

Written by Paddy

February 6, 2010 at 4:12 pm

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