The Nether Regions

The blog that slips an affectionate hand between the thighs of the regional media

Gazette Faces, Vol. 12

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Here’s your latest round-up of the facially comatose fodder adorning our regional newspapers.  When the going gets tough, the tough get Gazette Faces.

Chainsaw thieves put public in danger (Morcambe Visitor)

7

Dog suffered ‘life threatening’ injuries after attack in Skinningrove (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

10

I reckon the parrot did it.

Westcroft Leisure Centre welcome garden branded ‘a tip’ (Sutton Guardian)

4

Conservative councillor Peter Geiringer, who regularly uses the centre, said the area in front of it is “absolutely horrible”.

He said: “We can spend £11.4m on the centre, but why can’t we spend a bit on gardening? It’s the first thing people see and it’s horrific.”

HORRIFIC.

Tenant guilty of breaching anti-social behaviour injunction (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

5

Billingham scientist urges others to join cancer fight (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

8

TV appeal over Torquay Dinosaur World till theft (Torquay Herald Express)

3

A Gazette Face snatched from the jaws of… erm.

Tenants evicted over drunkenness, loud music and abusive language (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

11

Pensioner blasts ‘misleading’ car park sign (Welwyn Hatfield Times)

1

Farming family: ‘Great Ayton housing proposal would devastate our livelihood’ (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

12

Heartless burglars steal from children (Morcambe Visitor)

9

Middlesbrough charity shop wrecked by arson (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

2

‘I drank every day, 24/7, round the clock’ (Middlesbrough Evening Gazette)

13

Sounds alright to me. Not sure why he’s looking so miserable about it.

Thanks to Graham Parker and @jrlc48.

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Written by Paddy

January 15, 2014 at 2:39 pm

Posted in Editorial

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