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Chicken Run

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To Kent, where the men clearly know how to show a bird a good time.

Sevenoaks Chronicle, 4 February 2011 (story):

Chicken on the run has trio in a flutter

WE ALL know the question asking ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’

But shoppers and staff in Sevenoaks were flummoxed when one turned up in a retail complex accompanied by three men. The trio called in at Pets Corner in Blighs Meadow last Thursday to buy chicken feed.

Stephanie Harper and her colleague quizzed them on their feathered friend and the men revealed they were taking it out for “some fresh air”.

The 20-year-old sales adviser said: “The man holding the bird kept kissing it and they asked if we sold small harnesses they could use to take it for a walk.

“It was fairly odd but the chicken didn’t look fazed. They clearly loved the bird, although at first we were concerned it was some sort of prank. But I know what a distressed animal looks like and it definitely wasn’t scared or upset.”

Without wishing to generalise, Kent really is full of freaks. Even this chicken soon realised, and made a run for it.

Shopper Evy Barry witnessed a similar scene in the Blighs car park as she got out of her car to buy a birthday present for a family member.

She said: “I was just buying my ticket when suddenly these three lads ran by in hot pursuit of this chicken. It was like a comedy sketch. They just couldn’t catch it.

“The bird didn’t look scared, just indignant. It had a look on its face like it was thinking ‘I’m just trying to walk across the car park, what’s your problem? Why are you chasing me?'”

“Eventually I had to go to buy the present and when I came back ten minutes later I saw the men getting into a blue car, no sign of the chicken, so I missed the end of the show. It was the most bizarre thing.”

Dead.

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Written by Paddy

February 7, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Posted in Local tedium

One Response

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  1. My pet chicken often pulls its ‘I’m just trying to walk across the car park, what’s your problem? Why are you chasing me?’ face.

    Harry Monk

    February 8, 2011 at 9:48 am


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