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The 27-year-old woman, who asked not to be named…

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‘Got the hump’! Ahahahahaha…!! Haaarggghh!

Clearly, all that journalism training really served this Bridgwater Mercury reporter very well indeed.

Bridgwater Mercury, 7 January 2011 (story):

Woman gets stuck after taking ‘short cut’

THE driver of this car got the hump – after trying to take a short cut out of a car park near Bridgwater.

The 27-year-old woman, who asked not to be named, told the Mercury she felt “pretty stupid” after getting stuck on this grass hump after trying to take a more direct exit from a car park in Dunball. Passing farmers Tom Woodhouse and Andrew Bateman came to the rescue and towed the Renault Clio out.

Mr Bateman said: “Us farmers aren’t all that bad. We’ve helped a few people out of ditches, but I’ve never come across anyone silly enough to try to go over a mound.”

Oh dear. This, of course, opens the floodgates for allsorts of openly sexist automobile ridicule. But still, how typical of a woman driver to make a mountain out of a mound-hill.

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Written by Paddy

January 12, 2011 at 1:10 pm

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  1. Preemptive defensiveness from the farmer there; or has he got something to hide?

    “we’re not all bad us farmers you know! We haven’t all got barns full of illegal immigrants that we keep in fear working as slaves in our fields…. ha ha ha ha DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR!”

    Tom Joad

    January 17, 2011 at 11:07 am


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