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Bike light fetishist seeks similar

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This is surely one of the strangest personals ads ever seen in a local newspaper.

Bridgwater Mercury, 19 October 2010 (story):

Police urge victims of bike light theft to get in touch

Bridgwater police are appealing for cyclists who have had their lights stolen to get in touch.

PC Adrian Hooper would like to hear from anyone who has had cycle lights, particularly LEDs, stolen after locking their bike in Bridgwater town centre.

He said: “If anyone has recently come back to their bicycle to find their lights had gone, I would be interested in hearing from them.”

Dedicated police officer, M, 51, WLTM owners of bicycles with lights recently stolen (particularly LEDs), M or F. For good times & maybe more.

PC Hooper can be contacted on 0845-4567000 or 01823-363292.

You know where to call.

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Written by Paddy

October 26, 2010 at 11:14 am

One Response

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  1. Particularly LEDs, eh? — he asked him knowingly.

    Benvenuto

    October 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm


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