The Nether Regions

The blog that slips an affectionate hand between the thighs of the regional media

Forget ASBO Britain, it’s ASBO Britney

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It’s been a while since The Nether Regions tackled the subject of harmless old men bearing their thighs for lucky members of the public. Dirty old men, how we have missed you.

Northampton Chronicle, 2 February 2010 (story):

‘Britney Spears’ cross-dresser charged with breaking ASBO banning him from wearing schoolgirl outfit in public

A cross-dresser has appeared in court charged with breaching an anti-social behaviour  order which bans him from loitering outside primary schools in Northampton wearing a Britney Spears-style schoolgirl uniform.

Peter Trigger, aged 60, of Farndon Close in Thorplands, was barred from baring his legs in public during the school run under the terms of his five-year ASBO, which was imposed by magistrates in December 2008.

Parents walking with their children to nearby Woodvale Primary School had claimed Trigger had bent over, shown his bare thighs and indicated he was wearing no underwear.

He is banned from wearing a skirt or showing bare legs on a school day between 8.30am and 10am and between 2.45pm and 4pm.

When the initial order was made, Northampton Borough Council said he was entitled to wear whatever he wanted, but not if it caused “alarm or distress” to the public.

My alarm or distress is killing me… and I, I must confess…

He’s definitely still more sane than the real Britney, mind you.


Written by Paddy

September 2, 2010 at 11:24 am

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  1. My dad brings shame on the family again…give granny back her outfit so she can go to work.

    Connie Lingus

    December 2, 2010 at 12:30 am

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