The Nether Regions

The blog that slips an affectionate hand between the thighs of the regional media

Gettin’ Jiggy Jiggy Wit Wife

with 3 comments

You know that awful feeling when you arrive home in a taxi but realise you’ve got no money on you?

The Bolton News, 13 April 2010 (story):

Machete-man who chased taxi driver down the street disappears

A TAXI passenger who chased the driver down the street wielding an 18- inch machete is being hunted by police after he skipped bail.

The 37-year-old brandished the weapon at the terrified driver after an argument broke out over payment of a fare in Willows Lane, Deane, earlier this month.

The drunken passenger is understood to have refused to pay, instead asking the driver to come inside his house for “jiggy jiggy with wife”. […]

The drunken passenger, who is thought to be Polish, reacted furiously when the driver explained that sex with his wife would not be an acceptable payment.

He became aggressive and threatening, prompting the driver to press his panic button, and a number of Metro drivers quickly arrived on the scene.

The man shouted at them and hit their cars, before running into his house and emerging with the machete.

Placed in the same situation, I defy anyone to react differently.

Advertisements

Written by Paddy

June 9, 2010 at 10:14 am

Posted in Justice

3 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. The fare was 10 pounds. He basically told a drunken man that his wife was worth less than a tenner. And he gets all surprised at the reaction?

    The honourable thing to do would be to sex the wife then live with the crushing guilt for evermore.

    Travis Bickle

    June 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

  2. You talkin’ to me?

    Paddy

    June 10, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    • Do you know what number at Willow Lane? If she’s still available I’ve time to kill. Hold tight and wait for me Sugar Tits, just got to call a cab and I’ll be right over…

      open to offers

      June 13, 2010 at 10:03 am


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: