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Does not have a stable address

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This isn’t just your bog-standard equine smutfest.

Yorkshire Evening Post, 12 April 2010 (story):

Man admits sex with horse and donkey

A 66-year-old man has pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse and a donkey.

Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

First, that’s a full three days in conference with each of  the animals; previously unknown levels of buggery stamina.

Second, announcing in court that a man who admits sex with a horse and donkey ‘does not have a stable address’ is utterly marvellous.

Defence counsel Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character.

Requesting that Squires be released on bail, he said: “The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address.”

I bet they’ll have had a laugh about that one back in the solicitors’ office.

But on a serious note, if people aren’t prepared to commit to sharing a home with a lover then, in my view, they’re living in sin and a custodial sentence is the only option. Broken Britain.

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Written by Paddy

May 11, 2010 at 10:49 am

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